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Celebrating Fall and Month #7

As we welcome the first day of autumn, this GrandMary is also celebrating GrandBoy's 7-month birthday.

I know, I know. How many of these monthly countdowns must be celebrated, right? Answer: all of them.

So, here's to the end of summer (yea!), a big welcome to fall, and seven great months with Baby Liam!

Day 8: Thankful, Relieved, Loved

My reign over GrandBoy and his three doggies is almost at an end. His parents are due home within an hour or so and - no surprise - they can't wait to get their hands on the babe. Now that Liam is safely tucked into bed (until his parents come home, at least), I can confess what most worried me as I started the week. Only three things, really, and I'm proud to say that none of the worries came to pass.

First, I was scared I'd drop Liam coming down the stairs. Yep, I did it a month or so ago - my foot slipped on last step and down came baby, GrandMary and all. (Fortunately, I broke his fall, mostly. We're both fine.) Anyway, with that on my resume, I've spent this week counting each step out loud (there are 18) as we come down. And of course I hold the banister. Whew. I must've come down those steps with Liam 234,629 times, more or less, this week, and we both got through it unscathed.

Second, I was afraid he might slide out of my hands as I got him out of the bath. No problem. At all. Never even an issue.

Third, I was terrified that I would forget to disarm the house alarm in the mornings. To help me remember, I stuck reminders at each of the exterior doors reminding me to turn off the alarm. Never set it off, not once. All those little sticky notes really helped. 

GrandBoy and I had a busy but happy Day 8. Not much napping happened, but a lot of food was consumed (on Liam's part). We played hard and giggled a lot. We put pennies in his piggy bank and did a couple of errands that took us out of the house. 

And now, with Ma and Pa's arrival imminent, GrandMary is thankful for so much time with her precious GrandBoy, relieved that none of her fears came to pass, and feeling very loved by a sweet little guy. 

Day 7: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Well, not quite, but at one point in the day, I wouldn't have been surprised if somehow a partridge worked its way into the schedule. Four calls from the recycle company scheduled to haul some of my junk out of Kate and Greg's basement. Three dogs ('nuff said). Two AT&T guys who came to install Uverse, one of whom got his schedule mixed up (supposed to come Saturday). And one sweet GrandBoy.

Throughout the chaos, Liam was a real sweetie pie, an excellent eater, a superior laugher, and a patient receiver of kisses. Craziness all around, but GrandBoy was the strong center. And his GrandMary didn't for one minute forget the focus of attention.

Were there challenges? Certainly. Especially trying to sort out the AT&T scheduling mixup, which happened during Liam's afternoon nap and my ONE chance to eat lunch. Hmph!

However, life was so hectic today that I didn't get a chance to take any cutie-pie pictures. You'll have to make do with this last-minute effort as he was cuddled next to my leg - great little profile, chubby yummy arm.

Tomorrow is my last full day as Lone Ranger GrandMary. It looks to be another hectic one, especially since I have two work meetings via phone and an important errand to run all before noon. Hang with me, Liam! We'll get through this!

Day 6: Snap Frustration

Another timeless question: Are snaps really the best closures for baby garments? In the 21st century? Really? That's the best we can do?

Do the folks who pound those little suckers onto onesies and footed jammies ever try close those snaps on a wriggly, twisty, kicking-like-a wild-mule baby? And do all the "testers" have perfect eye-hand coordination? Grrr! Those little snaps are so stress-inducing, for both the snapper and the snappee. I mean, it's tough enough working chubby, flailing little arms through the sleeves of baby garments, but then to have to match up fifty itty-bitty snaps is more that GrandMary's hands and eyes can handle most days.

No, I have no solution to better fasteners, but then that ain't my job. I can see where zippers might be uncomfortable (unless they were really soft and flexible) and velcro might cause problems (though nothing comes to mind). I'm looking for something magical. Preso-chango! You're fastened up! I realize snaps have a certain nostalgic quality, but we can do better.

OK, so beyond the snap difficulties, Day 6 was fraught with very short baby naps, resulting in low-grade, needy whimpering for little stretches of time. Otherwise, GrandBoy scarfed down all his solids and all of his bottles. He managed many a chuckle, despite the lack of sleep. And who can resist that precious smile and those huge blue eyes? We had to forego lunch with a friend (sorry Richard!), but it was for the best for all concerned.

Now, sweetly sleeping with his tiny butt in the air, GrandBoy is erasing all the day's frustrations. He is a dear and darling little feller. His GrandMary couldn't love him more. Sweet dreams, baby Liam.

Day 5: A Baby's Eyes

Holding GrandBoy tonight before he drifted off to sleep, I spent a few minutes staring into his eyes. We really studied each other for a bit of time, accompanied by his little half smiles and my cooing, when a great universal truth hit me: babies don't care a flip about whether you're old or young or ugly as sin or having a bad hair week or you haven't brushed your teeth yet or put on a clean t-shirt in two days. No, babies don't see any of that stuff. They just feel the love. 

And that's it. That pretty much sums up our day today and all of our time together.

That said, here are some cute pictures of my Mr. Smiley  Cheeks just after his bath. On to Day 6!

Day 4: Too Tired To Move

The day started early. 4:30am. Normally, I'd've let GrandBoy tough it out and go back to sleep until a more civilized hour, but in the back of my brain, I knew he hadn't eaten as much solid food as he should have the day before. I cut him some slack and gave him a bottle at that ungodly hour. Fortunately for both of us he settled back down to a real dozy sleep and didn't ring my chimes until a little after 8.

So. The entire schedule was a little off, but we managed to work in all the naps and required bottles. Plus, I found the secret to getting him to finish off his solid foods. I just plop him in his Bumbo on the table on the back deck and feed him outside. The only distractions are the breeze through the trees and a few crickets. He seems to like it that way. He finished everything I poked his way sitting out on the back deck.

GrandBoy's a little frustrated with the crawling situation. He's pretty good going in reverse, but he just hasn't figured out how to put it in "drive." He can scootch along, not really crawl, forward; he knows something's not working and after a bunch of tries, he reverts to the scootch. Or crawls backward. Still, it's just a matter of time. Maybe tomorrow?

Well, tomorrow's another busy day, and this old GrandMary needs to hit the hay, sending up prayers that the babe has a full enough tummy to take him to at least 7am.

Remind me to book a massage. G'night.

Day 3: Big Questions

Now that I've settled into the baby-routine, certain questions keep coming up. Funny thing, seems as though I had the same questions 27 years ago with GrandBoy's mama. Hm. So, if anybody has the answers to one or more, I'd appreciate hearing them.

1. How can such a small, sweet baby contain so much poo? Good, rich fertilizer poo, certainly, but poo all the same. What comes out of him weighs about three times more that he does. How is that possible?
2. How - after hours of vigorous kicking and bouncing, a tummy full of carrots, bananas, and milk, and a dark room with a relaxing ceiling fan and ocean-wave sound machine - can GrandBoy still try to resist sleep? (GrandMary - 'way bigger than the babe - nods off quite easily with just half those elements in play.)

3. And speaking of vigorous kicking and bouncing, how on earth does this tiny creature keep it up for so long? Today he bounced in his little horsey bouncer for almost 45 minutes. Really. Didn't even break a sweat. Just boing-boinged minute after minute.

It was such a beautiful, cool morning, that GrandBoy ate al fresco, licking bowl and the spoon. No wonder he's Mr. Chunky Thighs. Then he amused himself for a while, giggling at himself in the mirror. We also ventured out for the first time in a few days - just drove around with the car windows down, getting a little fresh air.

Oh, and we really got into Sesame Street this morning and learned a new song: Let Your Piggies Breathe, whereupon we let our piggies breathe by going barefoot.

Looking forward to tomorrow's adventures!

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

Day 2: A Perfect Saturday

Well, things could've gone one of two ways after yesterday, up or down. Fortunately for all concerned it was up, up, up. A day filled with a couple of long naps (and yeah, I took advantage of GrandBoy's morning nap to take one of my own), sticking to the schedule, eating all the designated food, playing outside and letting the breeze blow through our hair, laughing, singing, and dancing.

I'm trying to introduce some new songs to his repertoire. His top two favs - "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes" and "If You're Happy And You Know It" - are getting a little old. Our standard mealtime song is now "Sing, Sing A Song." Liam particularly likes the "La la la la la, la la la la la la" part. Always makes him smile, even with a mouthful of peas. I'm also getting him ready for Christmas caroling with "Away In A Manger," "Midnight Clear," and "First Noel."

We welcomed in the 2010 college football season with a photo session, complete with his baby TCU t-shirt and his mama's Alabama cap. Alas, neither game was televised in Atlanta and both were scheduled after his bedtime. I'm sure he'll have several chances to catch up with both teams later on in the season.

Baby Boy is sound asleep after his busy day. Wish you could see him right now, in his little footed pajamas, tiny butt up in the air, sweet little hands next to his face. A good day deserves a good night's rest.

Sweet dreams, sweet GrandBoy.

Day 1: Successful Morning, If-fy Afternoon

The good news is that both Liam and GrandMary survived a full day. The babe is down for the night - well-fed, duly bathed. And as you can imagine, GM is plum tuckered out and, for all intents and purposes, is down for the night, too. The dogs are sympathetically a-lounge. We've all played our parts in keeping the Young Prince as jolly as possible.

The morning went right on schedule, even though it started very early by getting the ma and pa on their way to the airport by 6am. The nap, the meals, the playtime - all perfectly wonderful. Alas, the afternoon proved more troublesome. That nap didn't last quite long enough, and GrandBoy's temper went a bit downhill afterwards. We played, we bounced, we strolled to the park and played on the swings, and one of us was a bit of a Grumpy Gus. I won't say who. (Liam)

But do not think that the day was at all dreary. GrandBoy and GrandMary got in plenty of laughs, lots of songs, numerous dances, and kisses, kisses, kisses. Such a yummy little baby!

Despite a few last-minute tears before guzzling down his last bottle, GrandBoy settled down to sleep very quickly. I'm counting on not hearing a peep outta him before 6:30-7 tomorrow morning. (Please, God.)

After all is said and done, I find my arms and shoulders really sore, and I don't have much of an appetite. A hot bath and a cool bed are sounding pretty good. There seems to be plenty of gin and tonic around, but I do believe I'm just too tired for a drink. Ho-hum.

Now, on to Day 2.

A Week With GrandMary

I have been given sole charge of GrandBoy for a whole week and a day. His ma and pa are heading to a tropical paradise for some much-needed rest, relaxation, and recharging. Armed with 4 pages of typed instructions concerning the babe, three dogs, and a whackin' great house, plus a fully stocked cupboard for GrandBoy and GrandMary, and various insurance cards and alarm codes - I'm ready to rock.

Though Liam tried his best to stow away in Mama's luggage (see picture), the fact is that he'll be spending a fun-filled eight days with GrandMary - learning new songs, dances, nursery rhymes, and just general goofy behavior. He's too young for rum-drinkin' and massages, anyway. However, I do plan to teach him to walk, catch a baseball, say the Lord's Prayer, and feed himself while his parents are gone. And just maybe we'll coax a tooth or two from those little gums.

But whatever it is we spend our days doing, we'll be having just as much fun as his ma and pa. We'll be plum tuckered out by the end of every day and go to sleep dreaming about all the hi-jinx we've been up to.

Our first day (tomorrow) will start really early, since we have to get Ma and Pa to the MARTA station headed for the airport by 6am. Yes, 6am. But once that's done, well, hang on to your hats! Non-stop fun. Well, some-stop fun, since we simply must work in a few naps and a lot of eating.

Now, do I have all y'all's phone numbers in case I have to call in the troops? Hm?